baby jokes

In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "A...

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here are some of...

Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little gi...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We were a...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come ...

Your Clothes

-1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/G...

Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my two-year old son. We we...

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v...

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of th...

A gang-member was holding his eight-month old baby while his wife was in the kitchen fixing lunc...

A woman gives birth to a baby. Afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
says, "I have to tell ...

|The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby...

1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib...ba...

Yes, motherhood changes everything. But motherhood also changes with
each baby. Here, so...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...

A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly...

1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you wrap a baby in a towel sized bib....

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when ...

A mother and her young son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the wind...

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.



The baby lo...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery table, legs up in the sti...

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. "C...

There was once a couple in their seventies who, nevertheless, had a baby. Of course the newspape...

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some...

Got in trouble for watching a woman breast feed her baby at the mall, she got mad and told her h...

A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are ...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no...

how do you baby sit a black baby?....
you wet his lips and stick him to a window!
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby....

a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitchen table when the baby finally came out the doctor...

Nature has many laws that hold fast and true.



For example, a baby ape will...

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So th...

|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...

The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office....

|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was b...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors off...

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors off...

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.

Unfortunately, the little baby was ...

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby....

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They wer...

One day, a Chinese couple has a child. A few hours after the delivery, they both wanted to see t...

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a ...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors offic...

A mother and her son were flying TWA from Kansas to Chicago. The
son (who had been looki...

A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors o...