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Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.





She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a sheep."





The farmer says "OK".





The brunette says "485".





The farmer says "that's right but if I can guess you're natural hair color can I have my sheep back".





the brunette says "OK".





The farmer says "blonde".





The brunette says how did you know.





The farmer says you just picked the dog.