australian

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives...

An Australian goes to buy a condom at a nearby chemist.

The lady behind the counter gives...

What is the diffrence in French kissing and Australian kissing?

With French, you ...

An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day a bo...

What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...

An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several days. One day ...

What's an Australian kiss?





The same thing as a...

What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...

Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?

A. It's like a French kiss, but down unde...

An Australian cricket fan dies on match day (probably from drinking too much) and goes to heaven...

Three guys, the American captain, an Australian and a Japanese guy are shipwrecked on an island....

The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause i...

Q. What's an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!...

Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It's like a French kiss, but down under....

One day there was three guys, a American, Australian and German. They
were all braging a...

A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when a visitor turned to the keep...

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their ...

There were 3 men working on the harbour bridge, all of a sudden the lunch signal rang, so they s...

How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
He's the one blowing the foam off his bedpan....

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
...

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...

There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, American, and I...

There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, American, and I...

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sha...

An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sha...

Australian Rules Football is, like the games of many countries, a game of spectator devotion. Ki...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 ...

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
<...

There were 3 men on a plane a Chinese, Australian and an American. They all had to drop someth...

An American, Australian and Englishman where stranded together on a desert island. After many ye...

Q. If you're Australian going into the bathroom and American coming out, then what were you insi...

Do you know what an Australian kiss is?It's just like a French kiss, but you do it "down-under."...

What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !...

Strange job advertisement in Tuesday's Age or Australian:

[...]
Salary $2...

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-tie...

What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!...

According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. T...

Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?

A. Because he doesn't li...

|According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The capt...

An Australian was walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happened to glance over th...

A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgi...

Sick of writing C/Pascal/Ada? This is probably enough to make COBOL
programming very at...

Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one, complete with a snappy
message of t...

This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures
Series, as related ...

An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo's stroll up...

A lion in the London Zoo was lying in the sun licking its arse when
a visitor turned to the k...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never b...

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has nev...

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