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One day the owner of a porno store goes out for a while, leaving the shop to his
salesman. Soon a woman goes into the porno shop.
She asks, "How much for the white dildo?"
The Shopkeeper answers, "$35."
She: "How much for the black one?"
He: "$35 for the black one, $35 for the white one."
She: "I think I'll take the black one. I've never had a black one before."
She pays him, and off she goes.
A little bit later a black woman comes in and asks, "How much for the black
dildo?"
He: "$35."
She: "How much for the white one?"
He: "$35 for the white one, $35 for the black one."
She: "Hmmm... I think I'll take the white one. I've never had a white one
before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
About an hour later a young blonde woman comes in and asks, "How much are your
dildos?"
He: "$35 for the white, $35 for the black."
She: "Hmmmmm... how much is that plaid one on the shelf?"
He: "Well, that's a very special dildo... it'll cost you $165."
She thinks for a moment and answers, "I'll take the plaid one, I've never had a
plaid one before..."
She pays him, and off she goes.
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To
which the saleman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white dildo, one
black dildo, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
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