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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't sp...

An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alliga...

An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alliga...

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat in the window s...

|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles...

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.

One sat...

Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.

One sa...

An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator s...

Three marines were stranded on a desert island with a lovely young blonde.

After abou...

"The young army doctor was stationed at a remote
dispensary in the South Pacific.

One ...

|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are superior to the many organ...

|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine ...

An Army guy and a Navy guy found themselves in a public restroom.
As the Army guy was wal...

|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same language. ...

"Well," snarled the tough old sergeant to the bewildered private. "I suppose
after you g...

One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don't speak the same languag...

This is an old joke that has been heard around the Pentagon for some years, now.

On...

This is an old joke that has been heard around the Pentagon for some years, now.

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A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army ...

Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them....

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroope...

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Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?

A: A flat majo...

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...

There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the do...

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the d...

Q: Did you hear about the girl who wanted to join the Army?

A: She jumped over a camp...

Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? A: She woke up with a k...

There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...

A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life...

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door ...

|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...

|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if yo...

|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta fre...

|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. "What made you join the Army?" asked one. "Well, I read one of...

From the German Army Hand-Book:

The soldier is allowed to begin swimming without a ...

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...

A drunk went into a telephone booth and dialled at random..

"Salvation Army" came the ans...

Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?...

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, were ha...

Three generals, one from the Army, another from the Marines, and a third from the Air Force, wer...

During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...

A Grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning when he had made her coffee. ...

At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range
had been canceled for the second year i...

The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics: 1. Engage the enemy...

What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe...

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...