Are You Sure? - General / Unsorted jokes (42005)

Drinking A completely inebriated man was stumbling down





the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the





gutter.








A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal.





You're obviously drunk."








Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure





I'm drunk?"








Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."








Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I





thought I was a cripple."