april fools jokes

One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...

a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitchen table when the baby finally came out the doctor...

A man paced nervously back and forth as his wife was in the delivery room. Finally the doctor e...

I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...

Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party t...

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack....

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack....

Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...

The Stanford Law Review runs the following quote on their masthead:

"For every thou...

Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?



Because they had just finished...

Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the ...

A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when ...

|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...

Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !...

These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church's focus i...

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce, April 20

Biting nails...

Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear: Journal of Commerce, April 20

Biting nails...

Two vowels, two consonants, two fools....

JIM BARLOW - Houston Chronicle (c) - Writes:

Really, no foolin', this stuff is weir...

You should "never" drink during tax season."You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!"...

You should "never" drink during tax season.



"You might shoot at tax col...

Comments do help sites flourish, especially w, purchase Prednisone, [url="http://forums.quark.com/me...

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July....

When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghoul's Day...

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!...

Wife : you delivered an excellent speech.
Hubby : Thanks dear, but the audience was full o...

It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious....

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseba...

A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...

From The Simpsons in April of 1993:
[Bart] Didn't you think there was something wrong when yo...

I ran across this one in one of the local tabloids yesterday:

"A 56 year old gentle...

Q: Did you hear about the wonderful practical joke that was played on the Scottish?

...

I ran across this one in one of the local tabloids yesterday:

"A 56 year old gen...

A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His roommate comes in & a...

|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm...

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each...

Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with
third-degree murder in ...

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!...

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cem...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, b...

There was a man who was throwing a party at his house when suddenly and unexpectedly the devil s...

* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, probabl...

* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives to live over again, pro...

I think that I shall never see a hazard rougher than an tree;

A tree o'er which my ball ...

I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree; A tree o'er which my ball must ...

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniv...

An April 7th newspaper had an AP photo taken in Washington DC. The photo was of a Ringling Broth...

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniv...

They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To
celebrate their fiftieth an...