anti religion jokes

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started ...

|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...

Life of a Senior Citizen...I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m.I'm very good a...

Life of a Senior Citizen...



I'm the life of the party...even when it la...

|I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...

Microsoft Corp. dismissed an anti-virus company's claim that versions
of Internet Explorer...

One day God called the Pope, and he said "John Paul I have good news and bad news. First the good ne...

******** ANTI-WAR MASS HAX by paintballer(at)linuxmail.org *******...

Religion is man's attempt to communicate with the weather....

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't believe in ...

When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a woman told the ...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"

The man says, "Methodis...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Pet...

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist....

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

A: Anti-hiss-tamines...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
train. After a whi...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

President Bush has asked that we unite for a common cause.



Since the Talib...

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: It shouldn't take more than ...

Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances....Pres...

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians u...

The President of the United States, George W. Bush, has asked that all Americans and Canadians u...

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the pri...

Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but under the circumstances.......

One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class"What part of your body do you thin...

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically...

Q: What do you call, when a baby has forks in his eyes?

A: 9-1-1...

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket....

A Catholic priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were discussing sin, and the Methodist aske...

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
which said: "Two Pros...

Easter is approaching. Father O'Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The cat...

Is there a God?A billion Hindus can't be wrong....

JERUSALEM - In a surprise move today, Judaism filed suit against the Catholic Church, claiming C...

The comment yesterday reminded me of my encounter with disciples of Jehovah. The encounter was v...

Yo Mama's so fat, that she was instructed by the doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protei...

Margaret Atwood

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Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister....

Q: How many people of the anti-matter Universe does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Minu...

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...

You've brought religion into my life; until I met you I didn't believe in hell....

Q: Knock Knock

A: Who's there?

Q: I sell Avon cosmetics and wanted to see if you w...

I think therefore I am (not a Democrat...)...

I think therefore I am (not a Republican...)...

This really happened last week according to various net.sources.

Last week's anti-...

Newt Gingrich says that the major networks should give free air time to anti drug messages. For ...

Statement of fact (anti-English)

The alternative encyclopaedia of Scotland

E...

These came from the mouths of geeks

and nerds, and all with a nerdy laugh at

1. Big Rock
2. Preston Manning
3. Tax is 7 percent instead of approx. 200 percent
4....