amish jokes

An Amish boy was driving his horse-drawn buggy to town when he was stopped by a highway patrol o...

Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field?

A: Pretty good....

Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the ...

You have just received the Amish Virus.

Since we do not have electricity or compute...

How does an Amish farmer find a sheep in tall grass?


Very satisfying!...

Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage?

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Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty good....

Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!...

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owner o...

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.

The owne...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop."Ma'...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriag...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse's ass?A Mechanic....

Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes ...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything t...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, bu...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw...

How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!...

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy....

An Amish Drive-by...

What goes clip clop, clip clop, bang?


- An Amish drive-by shooting....

"This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am...

1. Stays in bed past 5am
2. When you critize him he yells 'thou sucketh'
3. You find his s...

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Sometimes stays in bed till after 5 am.



In his sock...

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9. "Mary Poppin...

- An Amish drive-by shooting....

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without...

You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God". You have visited every website in the world....

Q: What goes, "clip clop, clip clop, bang! bang! bang! clippity clop, clippity clop?"

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What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting....

What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An Amish drive by shooting...

What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

clip clop?

A woman is riding a bus in the Midwest, when a man gets on the bus and sits down next to her. H...

An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop....

(This wasn't written by me or about me. But it might as well have been.)

There was ...

Heard yesterday from a very funny frie...

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a near-by mall. They were amazed by almost everything...

Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip c...

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An Amish man named Samuel was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at an intersect...

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What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, cli...

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