adult jokes

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

B...

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell their c...

The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told them to tell the...

Once this woman walked into an adult boutique. The clerk noticed that she was shaking all over a...

It's the first day of fifth grade, and the teacher is asking each student a question.

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A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first ...

Ask your buddy this, "Do you know what guys with big dicks eat for breakfast?"

When...

Q: What happened to the lawyer when he took Viagra???

A: He got taller....

Q: What's the difference between PMS and Mad Cow Disease?

A: The number of tits!...

Q. Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

A. They have shaky hands!...

The Florida State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers,
hunters, fishers, ...

Q. Why do lawyers where neck ties?

A. So their foreskin doesn't slip up over their hea...

Researchers say they've discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiat...

There was a young lady named Gloria

who'd been had by Sir Gerald Di Maurier,

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I was coming home late the other night when the flash of red in the mirror told me that I was ab...

There was a young lady named Gloria

who'd been had by Sir Gerald Di Maurier,

...

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, th...

Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becom...

Q. What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

A. Hey!!, we do taste like chicken!

A good looking girl decided to have sex with this really handsome guy.

They took of...

Q: Do you know the generic name for Viagra?

A: Mikoxafloppin...

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A: The prostitute stops f...

Q. What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?

A. He stands taller and straighter....

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At dinner that night,...

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "...

Fu, Bu and Chu immigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "...

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would l...

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult.

I have decided I would l...

A young women was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar. "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask abou...

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that she'd sworn off men for life.

"The...

#1 Ropes or chains dear?

#2 Chains tonight!

#1 Leather or rubber?

#1 Ropes or chains dear?

#2 Chains tonight!

#1 Leather or rubber?
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In an inner city school, a questionaire was sent home with a new pupil, requesting information r...

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either...

The couple had split-up a few months ago, but still remained good friends, which worked out pret...

This is strictly for the men... to try at home... on your wife..

Ok women... Delete...

Q: What is the difference between the blonde male and the blonde female?

A: The fem...

The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret.

A blond walks into a Sperm Donor Center and says "Mmm mm mmm mmm mm".

The nurse ask...

This old letch plans to marry a young blonde gold digger.

Object: breathing some ne...

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." T...

A newlywed husband initiated sexual activiity with his bride every night by turning to her and a...

Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." T...

The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blon...

Three nuns were eating lunch together on a park bench when a male flasher approached.

A doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active. She sa...

A doctor examining a young woman with abdominal pains asks her if she is sexually active. She sa...

A husband and his wife are spending a quiet evening watching TV. Suddenly, a loud knock sounds a...