a jewish dollar

a jewish mom is walking to the store on her way there she finds a 100 dollar bill and go in the ...

A stunningly beautiful woman walked into a bar and sat down. She was followed a few minutes late...

A guy in Miami who was in charge of the elections in 2000, is fired for the fiasco, so he decide...

A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to...

A customs agent stopped an old Jewish man who had just immigrated to Israel and asked him to...

Q: Why did the Jewish Mother want to be buried near Bloomingdale's?


A: So her d...

There was a little piece of Jewish cheese


and when he gave a big Jewish sneeze<...

Q. What is the difference between Jewish and non-Jewish women?


A. Non-Jewish wo...

A meshulach comes knocking on a very wealthy person's door and when the owner of the house answe...

What is the difference between a non-Jewish woman and a Jewish woman?

A Jewish man sits next to two Arab men on a flight from New York to Miami. The Jewish man kicks ...

MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:


"After all that money your father and I spent on br...

The other day my brother Abe asked if I had heard about the new Jewish car.

A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunc...

There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins.


In Jewish ...

why did the jewish pie cross the road?

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Q: What would you call a bloodthirsty Jew on a rampage?


A:...

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of theirhead?A: All you can eat, under a buck....

A drunk Russian guy walks up to a Jewish guy and says to him,'why are all you dirty Jews so rich...

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around ...

A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you aro...

Three men were traveling around the country. They stopped by in this one town and asked to spend...

there was a jewish guy an asian guy and an aussie in an airoeplane that was about to crash. the ...

Why are Jewish men circumsized?



Jewish women don't want anything ...

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you...

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, when a Chinese man comes in. T...

Kosher Millionaire





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What happened to the Jewish man with an erection, who walked into a wall?

A young Jewish college girl answers the door for her date. She brings him into the living room t...

A one-dollar bill (or loonie) met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I ha...

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?





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'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said. 'A dollar doesn't ...

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and...

If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?...

Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets on the train and is seat...

My Jewish brother married a Catholic wife. They have two daughters, with a son on the way. The w...

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into t...

There's a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In


Jewish ...

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden.

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?


A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.<...

Three Jewish mothers met for lunch:





"Oi, Oi, have I had a wee...

A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25" remote controlled color televi...

Q. Why did the Jewish chicken cross the road?

how many jewish mothers does it take to run a household?





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Jewish existentialist:


Walk on air but not against the traffic lights....

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their
head?

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their

head?

Son: Mama, I've just got part in the school play!

Jewish mama: You have? That's won...

an english man an irish man and a jewish man decide they want to become police men so the englis...

There were two good friends (roommates, actually) at a University. One of them was a Chinese and...