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A truck driver was driving down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. He stopped to pick up the priest and give him a ride.
A ways down the road the truck driver saw a lawyer on the side of the road. He turned the truck on a direct course with the lawyer. Then he thought, "Oh no, I have a priest in the truck. I can't run down this lawyer," and at the last second the truck driver swerved to miss the lawyer.
Regardless, the truck driver heard a thump outside of the truck. He looked in his rear-view mirror but didn't see anything.
He turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I just missed that lawyer at the side of the road."
And the priest replied, "Don't worry son. I got him with my door."
-=} Randall {=- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Lawyer jokes
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