A Scotsman was dying. On - Ethnic jokes (68631)

A Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked up and said:

"Is my wife here?"



His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you.."



The Scot goes: "Are my children here?"



"Yes, daddy, we are all here?" say the children.



The Scot: "Are my other relatives also here?"



And they say: "Yes, we are all here..."



The Scot gets up and says: "Then why the heck is the light on in the kitchen?"