A Kitten's Prayer - Animal jokes (67701)

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Now I lay me down to sleep,

The king-size bed is soft and deep..

I sleep right in the center groove

My human cannot hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight

And here is where I pass the night

No one disturbs me or dares intrude

Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin

my nibbles on my human's chin.

She wakes up quickly,

I have sharp teeth-

And my claws I will unsheath

For the morning here

and it's time to play

always seem to get my way.

So thank you Lord for giving me

This human person that I see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight

And sacrifices her bed at night!