A cannibal and his son - Diet / Weight Loss jokes (67145)





 


A cannibal and

his son are going to look for food. They hide behind some bushes and waited

for someone to come by.

After a few minutes, a skinny man comes by. The son says "How about

him, dad?" "No," says the father, "he's too skinny."

A short time later, a fat man wanders by. "What about that guy,

dad?" asks the son. "Too much cholesterol."

A little later, a pretty, 20 year old lady walks by. The son asks, "Dad,

how about her?" The father replies "Yes! Let's take her home

and eat your mother!"