Yo mama and the Taxi
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when she wore yellow clothes, a pedestrian yelled "Yo, taxi!"...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when she wore yellow clothes, a pedestrian yelled "Yo, taxi!"...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she pu...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid that when she went to the movies and saw "Under 18 not addmitted", she went ho...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she yelled, "Ding Dong!"...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween al...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her m...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so poor that when I walked in her front door, I fell out the back door....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama soo sleepy when she go to salon for a haircut but came out with shaved head and arms...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!...
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls ...
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spit...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama is so poor, she had to get a part-time job painting skittles.
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Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly, she has to stand beside Michael Jackson just to look normal....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so short she jumped off the sidewalk to commit suicide....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her....
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quaterback is a refund....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes....
Yo Mama jokes
50 hitsYo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!
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Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama's so ugly, when God was giving out looks she was haging out with Whoopi Goldberg! ...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama's teeth are so rotton when she smiles it looks like she ate a bag of oreo cookies....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside and she went out with a bowl and spoo...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check....
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 ...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.
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Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, sh...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!...
Yo Mama jokes
41 hits
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!...
Yo Mama jokes
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Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center....