Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops....

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps....

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas....

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!...

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"...

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy...

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost...

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs....

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth....

Yo mama is so fat that she uses the expressway as a slip and slide...

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway....

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate....

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website....

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ...

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!...

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so grea...

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwhe...

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's...

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs....

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!...

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ...

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater....

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down....

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection....

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe...