Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear....

Yo mama so nasty, her favorite meal is chicken pox pie....

Yo mama so fat she fell down Niagra falls, and stopped it up....

Yo mama so old she farts dust....

You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!...

Yo momma sooo poor that i saw her kicking a can down the street, so i asked her what she was doi...

yo mama is soooo fat when her beeper went off people thought she was backing up....

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo mama so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch....

yo momma teef so yellow, she walked in church and everybody start sangin' 'let it shine,let it s...

yo momma is so fat that when she stood next to fire hydrant to take a breath a cop gave her a ti...

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUE...

Yo mama is so cheap 1$ got me a triple crown batting title....

Yo mama so fat that she saw a school bus go by and she said "Hey, stop that twinkie!"...

Yo mama went to Weight Watchers and the only thing she lost was $19.95......

Yo mama is like a brick - She has 3 holes, she's flat on both sides & only gets laid by Mexicans...

yo mama so dumb she sold her house for rent money...

Yo mama so dumb she took a fishing rod down the frozen food aisle....

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so fat, sh...

Yo mama's breath is so bad that when she breathes, her teeth duck out of the way....

Sticks and stones may break my bones but so will your mom if she climbs on top!...

Yo mama like peanut butter... smooth and easy to spread....

Yo mama so fat that when she went to jump in the ocean the ocean jump out and said, "No way! The...

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids ...

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand....