Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 26 Lbs of crack in her pants....

Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
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Yo mama is so fat that Jackie Chan couldn't go around her in 80 days....

yo momma is so fat.....................when she sat on the bible mosess came out and said let my...

Yo mama is so fat...



she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour...

yo mama soooo fat she walked out side wit a yellow shirt on and someoan yelled "TAXI" "TAXI"....

yo mama sooo fat she fell in love and broke it...

Yo mama so ugly E.T. didn't want go out with her....

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!...

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples!





yo mama so...

How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?...

You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play wit...

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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Yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince...lol...

yo mamas so stupid she has no legs and said lets kick it...

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind....

yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercials

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It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!...

Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday....

Yo mama middle name is Rambo....

Yo mama twice the man you are....

Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray....

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle....

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it....

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone....