Work jokes Jokes

  • A Kiss and A Slap

    rating0 Work jokes 39 hits


    A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way...

  • Actual Job Application

    rating0 Work jokes 37 hits


    This is an actual job application someone submitted for a fast-food establishment:

  • Advertising Secretary

    rating0 Work jokes 71 hits


    A well-stacked young advertising secretary wore tight knit dresses that showed off her figure, e...

  • Advice for a Fisherman

    rating0 Work jokes 62 hits


    One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand...

  • Attention Soldier

    rating0 Work jokes 34 hits


    The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictati...

  • black eyes

    rating0 Work jokes 51 hits


    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

  • Bricklayer's Accident Report

    rating0 Work jokes 66 hits


    This is a bricklayer's accident report that was printed in the newsletter of the English equival...


  • These are responses you may use when caught slepping on the job:

    "They told me at...

  • Cubicle Drawbacks

    rating0 Work jokes 37 hits


    10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a friggin box all day long.

  • Florist Mixup

    rating0 Work jokes 98 hits


    A florist received an outraged telephone call from a man who had moved his restaurant to a new s...

  • Getting Out of a Ticket

    rating0 Work jokes 69 hits


    A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, ...

  • How Many Sheep?

    rating0 Work jokes 49 hits


    A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Jeep Cherokee ad...


  • Comment: AVERAGE
    Really Means: Not too bright.

    Comment: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL...

  • Interview Mistakes

    rating0 Work jokes 53 hits


    See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, start laughing uncontrollably.

    ...

  • Jack and Jill Went to Work

    rating0 Work jokes 62 hits


    An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thou...

  • Jet Fuel

    rating0 Work jokes 41 hits


    A couple of drinkin buddies who are airplane mechanics are in the hanger at JFK airport in New Y...

  • Job Interview

    rating0 Work jokes 111 hits


    Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out...

  • Low Bridge Ahead

    rating0 Work jokes 48 hits


    A truck driver was driving along and passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead."

    ...

  • New On The Job

    rating0 Work jokes 39 hits


    The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes. ...

  • New Rules

    rating0 Work jokes 57 hits


    New Rules
    Dear Employee:

    As a result of the reduction of money budgeted fo...

  • On The Job Wisdom

    rating0 Work jokes 58 hits


    1. If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
    <...

  • Prison vs Work

    rating0 Work jokes 47 hits


    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK...you spend mos...

  • Pulled Over Doing 93 MPH

    rating0 Work jokes 77 hits


    Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge at about 90mph. Wouldn't you know a cop jumped ...

  • Real Airline Attendants Quotes

    rating0 Work jokes 57 hits


    Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their...

  • Rejected Hallmark Cards

    rating0 Work jokes 71 hits


    "Looking back over the years that we've been together,
    I can't help but wonder:...
    ...


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