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Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women don't keep their mouths shut long eno...

Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to b...

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?



A. Single women c...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. On...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines...

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the...

Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions.

9. The need for the...

Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?...

Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure....

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lin...

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.

God comes and says,
'I want the men to m...

This was heard on a local radio statio...

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one
of them says, "I know t...

Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out wi...

"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they AR...

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see what's in the frid...

The most recent survey about women showed that 10 percent of the men interviewed liked women...

An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night & ask you, "What are you thinki...

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning ...

Why do women get PMS?THEY JUST FUCKING DO ALRIGHT!?...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen.

Sometime ago there was a lis...

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an ...

10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...

Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night ...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to chan...

1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dis...

Cats and Women



1) Cats do what they want.

2) They rarely listen...

why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??...

Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishe...

An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thin...

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon return...

To be sung to the tune of Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland

Lacy things - the girlfrie...

The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...

Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting frustrated, though, be...

Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the ...

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly. Everyb...

Why are women so bad at mathematics?



Because men keep telling them that...

Why don't women need a watch?





There's a...

Why are women like parking spaces?



The best ones are taken and the rest...

"She told me," a women complained to a friend, "that you told her the secret I told you not to t...

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch....

Why don't women have any brains?



Because they don't have any testicles ...

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?



None, they just sit...

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and ...

What do women and rocks have in common?

You skip the flat ones...

Q: Why do men pass gas more than women?

A: Because women won't shut up long enough to ...

Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" p...

10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean...