Women Jokes

10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits...

3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day...

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather ju...

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed ...

Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom....

Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birt...

Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Pe...

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. S...

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don't like to interrupt her....

I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i ...

Marriage was invented because it's only so much fun to cheat at cards....

Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes....

Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally rou...

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a w...

George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights...

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the da...

There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one nigh...

THE DOCTOR because he says "Take your clothes off."THE DENTIST because he says "Open wide."THE HAIR ...

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarri...

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by ...

One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived,...

10) Cats' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean...

A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral ...

Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!...