women

A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he d...

What are six inches long and irresistable to women?

Dollar bills.
...

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing e...

Q. What is the difference between Jewish and non-Jewish women?


A. Non-Jewish wo...

Superman is flying over a nude beach and since he can fly at super speed he can go down and have...

Why don't women have any brains?Because they don't have any testicles to put them in....

Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because when it comes time to...

10. Cats' facial expressions



9. The need for the same style of shoes in...

Q. Why did God give man a penis?

A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up...

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not...

Mario: Do you like ugly, fat women?

Luigi: Of course not.

Mario: You d...

A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why ...

Why are women like snow flakes??

They are all beautiful.
They are all differ...

|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excell...

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociologica...

Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) ...

Very Short Lists:



1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!...

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the ...

Vito and Vladimir



There were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a ...

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...

Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing exc...

Q. Why do men find blonde bimbos attractive?A. Are you kidding? Even leaving the physical aside,...

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse.

WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut th...

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociolo...

A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociolo...

10. Cats' facial expressions.



9. The need for the same style of shoe in di...

Q: Why did God give men penises?

A: So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. ...

Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear

(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")<...

A city councillor tries to argue against increased funding for women's shelters states:"I'm not ...

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish...

Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - ...

Two women were talking over coffee.
"Why so glum, Sue?"
"Well, I met this guy at the train...

From the day of their wedding, Sarah has been nagging her husband about
his past. "Come on, ...

This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender...

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a stu...

If shop mannequins
were real women, they would be too thin to menstruate.
...

Ah, yes divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - ...

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting
every longshoreman he...

A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and ...

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most lik...

He said . . .
"I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it."
She sa...

These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the eve...

Why do women have smaller feet than men?





So t...

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each ye...

There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.

This is because...

In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of battered

women.

Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later...

Why are women's feet so small?

So they can stand closer to the sink.
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