Women Jokes

"Doctor, doctor!" shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. "Ithink I'm turning into a man...

Men vs. Women Men and women are not alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that. But now...

Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full l...

NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or les...

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, ...

One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds....

One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds....

Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever w...

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out wi...

Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough....

Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty blocks. Then he fo...

There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.The headquarters in ...

The boy asks his dad:"What's the difference between a 'cunt' and a 'pussy'?"The dad gets a Penthouse...

The doctor said to the housewife,"I've got good news and I've got bad news.The good news is you don'...

The Makers of Viagra are announcing that they havedeveloped a pill to increase lubrication in female...

The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If...

The Perfect Day - Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale 9:30 ...

The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of "Baywatch"have joined forces to create Bayw...

The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist ...

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's LifeThe Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothe...

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "N...

These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed. At the end of the eve...

Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1. Bleed for a week and not die.2. Give milk without eati...

Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the conversation started turning...

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