Women Jokes

Age FAVORITE SPORT 17 shopping 25 shopping 35 sho...

Feminist's Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happene...

God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd ...

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. G...

This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said"Good morning ladies.."...

Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It's for the Christmas period....

Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, "Well, you've been such a goo...

Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had hitch hiked all alone, ...

His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash,...

How are women like elevators? Only about half go down....

How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl....

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills did to seaweed....

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A m...

Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick....

How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes....

How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits....

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY ...

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it...

How to Satisfy a Woman Every TimeCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,emp...

Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 ...

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God created woma...

Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent ...

Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag over the banister, she th...

The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life scienceclassroom staring at a question on ...

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The...