Women Jokes

3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all kni...

A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father respond...

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usu...

A new medical study has shown that a woman's breast-feeding isn't adversely affected by aerobics...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got over the...

"Do you have any batteries?" a woman asks the hardware store clerk. "Yes, m'am." The clerk gesture...

A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's ...

A woman walks into a hardware store and says "I want to buy a hinge." The clerk says "Do you wanna...

A WOMAN'S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee ...

A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,"You have acute vaginitis."She say...

A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcom...

An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang around long enough, an ...

Answering Machine Recording:"You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 n...

Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers will be ...

In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone oestroge...

Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing " The shrimp boats are coming"?Do ...

Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her. "To remove t...

Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 "Burger King" 25 "Free m...

Did you hear about Tempura House?It's a shelter for lightly battered women....

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits ...

ELEMENT: WOMANSYMBOL: WO DISCOVERER: ADAM ATOMIC MASS:Accepted as 53.6 Kg, but known to vary from 40...

Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Ne...

AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red w...

Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark ...

Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muff...