War Jokes

It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a...

MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr...

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded...

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ...

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers ju...

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1S...

The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be ...

The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard qu...

The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master ...

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamedof working since a young boy. He was trying ...

The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided to offer early retire...

There's a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving ...

Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon...

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side ...

Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!...

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up....

Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he tu...