War Jokes

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm...

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman...

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General...

A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H...

At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy...

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The a...

A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He...

A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash...

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He wentthough the standard training...

A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a...

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...

At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the...

British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports)....

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal...

Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan...

During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung...

During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow...

During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b...

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading tow...

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc...

Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ...

From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright! How about an attitude check???" Crew (...

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme...