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"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only
trying to retrieve...

A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast, and everybody had to be off the
streets or risk bein...

A judge in Louisville decided a jury went "a little bit too
far" in recommending a senten...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this
creative defense: "My client mere...

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for
driving alone in the carpool...

A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and
stole -- are you ready for this? -- t...

A man successfully broke into a bank's basement through a
street-level window, cutting him...

A man went into a drug store, pulled a gun, announced a
robbery, and pulled a Hefty-bag fa...

A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously
waving revolvers. The first on...

Annals of Television: Two men whose fishing boat sank near Hawaii on Dec.
9 were rescued f...

Arizona: A company called "Guns For Hire" stages gunfights for Western
movies, etc. One da...

Atlanta Coca-Cola is fixing an embarrassing typo in the word "disk"
in copyright informat...

British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am spotted 4
men breaking i...

Calls For Tragic Death Of Streisand



With sales of Princess Di memorab...

Cloning Update:
The scientists responsible for the first successful
cloning of a mam...

Earlier this summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an
hour east of B...

Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other
promotional items from a little printer at t...

From the Honolulu Advertiser more than 20 years ago as printed
in Ann Landers, Sunday, Ap...

From Time magazine, "Numbers" section:


$5 million:

Estimated annua...

In September, a 7-year- old boy fell off a 100-foot-high bluff near Ozark,
Ark., after he ...

In September, according to police in Junction City, Kan., David Bell, 30,
just released fr...

In the current film, Titanic, the character Rose is shown giving the
finger to Jack (anot...

Indiana: A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the
money in the...

I work for the computer help desk of a large university. One of our more memorable clients is in...

Jacques LeFevrier left nothing to chance when he decided to commit
suicide. He stood at t...