Travel Jokes

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of hi...

1.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow start...

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers Insu...

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But offi...

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a v...

whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take...

One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to mak...

Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his ...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ...

A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who respond...

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is...

A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would g...

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and c...

Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, a...

A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the ...

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved....

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The...

A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South Africa, when he...

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided t...

Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity...

A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a...