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"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing b...

The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park ...

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse ...

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers c...

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with...

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't ...

Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am en...

'Resumania' is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent company, to ...

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she ...

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just...

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain....

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out t...

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feelin...

"Room service? Send up a larger room."...

|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil...

Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 ...

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling...

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, s...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife...

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...

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Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.

At the stat...

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope ...

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat.

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"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinne...

There's no future in time travel....

There was some mix-up with a woman's room. The clerk (or whatever they are called on ships) was...

A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the l...

A guy walks into a shop and says, "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingi...

"Resumania" is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent company, to ...

The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to stand. One particularly...

FRIEND 1: YOU KNOW I BELIVE SUPERMAN IS AN INDIAN

FRIEND 2: WHY IS THAT?

FR...

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper ...

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in t...

Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. "Who turned on t...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man ...

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the ...

A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligato...

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|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t...

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the th...

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Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.


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Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...

Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that
their reserv...

1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.


2. Stay fit. When you...

Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...

"WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds translations

Light drinker means: Lush

Looks young...