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Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an ...

"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where th...

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."...

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick....

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !...

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake....

"Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."...

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!...

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and fiv...

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !...

Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them ...

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path....

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !...

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !...

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, ...

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !...

Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his ...

Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director ...

Well-known lodging chain announced it was creating a line of nofrills hotels. The only way you'l...

Dave, John and Sam were involved in a horrific car accident in which all three died. As they sto...

|A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...

|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All Emplo...

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved....

Looking to buyA man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior ...

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite i...

"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week and it's done nothing b...

The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park ...

Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse ...

Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers c...

Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with...

The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?" The guide: "There were, but don't ...

Teacher: I'd like a room, please. Hotel Receptionist: Single, Sir? Teacher: Yes, but I am en...

'Resumania' is a term coined by Mr. Robert Half, founder of RHI Consulting's parent company, to ...

A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she ...

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just...

What is a twip? A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain....

A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out t...

The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feelin...

"Room service? Send up a larger room."...

|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchil...

Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 ...

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling...

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded ...

There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, s...