travel

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A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says ...

Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel....

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and hi...

How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !...

A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The...

A guy goes to a travel agent and tries to book a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend....

Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, ...

What people travel the most? Romans....

A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. ...

On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hop...

I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks...

This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She...

Top 10 Reasons For Being Canadian

It beats being an American.
You don't have ...

Modern Travel: To promote airline safety, a proposed FAA rule would
require that every sui...

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had studied air travel and esti...

Due to the current financial situation, changes will be made to the Business Travel Standards an...

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

This ethnically disadvantaged male person goes into the travel agency and proclaims, "I've seen ...

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to...

It sticks to the map!...

A stamp....

Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity...

A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in t...

Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World C...

How Does a Sardar Cheat the Railways??

He buys the ticket but doesn't travel !!!!!!!!...

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes?
A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep a...

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...

Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses....

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an ...

"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where th...

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?" "Please wait, someone else is using it."...

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick....

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels? Very large ones....

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ? The Baaahaaamaaas !...

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they travel in schools....

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin? Because his life is at stake....

"Were you in Paris on your vacation?" "I don't know, my wife got the tickets."...

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!...

Q: How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Six: One to hold the bulb and fiv...

Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.





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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !...

Why do hurricanes travel so fast? Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them ...

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

A: They take the psycho path....

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !...

How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !...

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? I'm sorry to leave, ...

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !...