Travel Jokes

66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous w...

A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped...

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin...

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa...

A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame...

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const...

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo...

This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh...

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c...

If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannou...

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel...

Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f...

Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 7...

They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria...

Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ...

From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ...

For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class...

Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B...

Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!...

The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme...

Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would...

A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under...

Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 ...

Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . an...

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &...