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Do blind eskimoes heave seeing-eye sled dogs?

Do they have reserved parking for non-hand...

Do you know the world's funniest joke?

Neither do I....

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, the...

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell...

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who dri...

How can there be self-help "groups"?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do ...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ...

I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks and a ball g...

I love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes froze the end of my nose.

The early bird g...

I went out today and bought everything I've been wanting, because now that the elections are ove...

If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If Barbie's so popular, why ...

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Why are there 5 syllables in ...

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If work is so terrific, how co...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Don`t think that you`re thinki...

Every time I think people can't possibly say or do anything more stupid, I am proved wrong....

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

If it's tourist sea...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them spea...

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

Support bacteria - they're the only c...

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

As long as there are tests, there will...

So what's the speed of dark?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

I...

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Why do they sterilize the needles f...

What happens to the holes when all the cheese has been eaten?

If you put orange juice in...

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

I intend to live foreve...

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I...