tasteless jokes

My name is Delores, and I have a Snotty Nose! All my friends tell me to grab tissue, but I say N...

An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly check up. During examination, the d...

An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly check up. During examination, the d...

Three morticians were having a few drinks one night and started discussing their hardest cases. ...

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts o...

An old man and a young man work together in an office. The old man always has a jar of peanuts ...

In an interview, Pamela Anderson said that if she were Hillary, she would have left President Cl...

two men were shipwrecked on a desert island inhabited by canibals, the cheif said that he was a ...

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afrai...

A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor tells him, "I have some very bad news for you. I'm afrai...

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little wo...

A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little wo...

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
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A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Shortly after he recovers from his an anesthetic h...

Three buddies die in a car crash. They go to heaven and attend an orientation.

They are ...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem....

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem....

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about t...

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about t...

A woman walks into a doctor's surgery with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes ...

A woman walks into a doctor's surgery with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes ...

A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing ...

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"...

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman st...

A blond walks into a bar and orders 2 shots then she says "one of the pain and one for the glory...

Sean Connery goes to lunch with his business manager.

He excuses himself to go to the...

A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt a...

A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt a...

There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle would be imminent would chan...

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run h...

Two guys are out hunting and the one stops to take a pee and while he has his penis out he gets ...

a lady was giving birth to a baby on the kitchen table when the baby finally came out the doctor...

He says, "Come on, babe, let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."

Three little boys were sitting on the porch, when one little boy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he ...

A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up.

The doctor finishes the exam and tells the...

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Afghanistan as part of the peace keeping mission....

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Afghanistan as part of the peace keeping mission....

Wanna hear a clean joke? Joe played with Bubbles!!! Wanna hear a dirty joke?? Bubbles was the gi...

a girl was sitting on a bench at school when some boys came over and told her they would give he...

I sent flowers to someone who was moving to Florida for a job promotion. I also sent flowers the...

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date. Sh...

This guy went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, ...

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house
in his new territor...

Man goes to the doctor, "Doctor, my penis is orange. What can I do about it?"

Doctor scra...

Nine signs you are on a No Frill Airline

1. You can't board the plane unless you have the...

Nine signs you are on a No Frill Airline

1. You can't board the plane unless you have the...

One day 3 dogs wer sitting in front of the vets office. The 1st dog notcies the othher dogs and ...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplishe...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplishe...

A man and his wife went to the doctor's office and the doctor asked the man for a blood, urine, ...