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Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magician was standing...

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line dancing at the nursing home....

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at the nursing home.

A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak, a potato, and a Cok...

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem....

A man paced nervously back and forth as his wife was in the delivery room. Finally the doctor e...

A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and th...

One day timmy and jane were in the woods and timmy oulled his pants down and jane asked "wha...

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Three vampires walk into a bar on a cold wi...

There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Austra...

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, b...

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants to open a savings accou...

"Why don't chicken wear underpants?"
Because their pecker's on their face!...

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"...

Three couples (friends) travel together to a resort hotel, only to find that their reservati...

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about t...

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't ...

What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?

Nothing. You done told the bitch tw...

A man was walking through the desert and had not eaten for days. He came across a church, we...

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplishe...

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli!...

What's the diference in a bowling ball & a prostitute?

You can only fit 3 finger...

The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly.

"All right" says the Do...

What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?

It's ...

A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a ...