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There was this guy at a baseball game, and he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but the men'...

The 1st guy walks into a hotel and wants a room, but it is haunted the guy is sleeping when he h...

there was a brunette and a blond they walked into a bar. the 5:00 O clock news was on . the new...

If a bird can fly, can a fly bird?...

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker." One day the parrot was...

Knock knock!

Who's there?

I dont know. Go answer the door....

You're so fat that when you went to McDonalds the whole place fell down...

So there is a russian, a coloradan, and and mexican all sitting around the campfire. The russia...

What's rude, black, thick and floats on water?

Crude oil...

Do you know why Santa Claus does not have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and t...

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frost bite...

There were three men who worked in this resteraunt. One man was a singer who can only say "MI MI...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals. The cann...

Q. What was the witch's favorite subject in grade school?


A. Spelling...