sports jokes

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!

How did the footbal pi...

A Bar Mitzvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to the realization that he is more l...

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a ...

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling....

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month....

Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we're tied!

Why are football playe...

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans d...

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usual...

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak ...

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fis...

You might be a redneck if...
Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high s...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to wo...

Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look ou...

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!...

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium!

When fish play football, wh...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore t...

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment! <...

|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...

Q. What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?

A. Wayne ta...

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung...

One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked ...

How to make shopping fun for men...


Get boxes of condoms & randomly put t...

Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the lo...

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!

What lights up a football stadium?
A football match!

If you have a referee in footbal...

The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site

9. IOC members seem uncon...

How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to change the lightbulb, and on...

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?

A. A guy will actuall...

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car ...

I picked up Jose Canseco?s new book about steroids and it?s amazing.

When I bough...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!

What is the bank manage...

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter ...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to...

What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored!

What is black and white and black a...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
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|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees

another blonde...

A blonde buys a new sports car and decides to take it out and see what it can do. So she is fly...

Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who p...

Tickets to a Steelers/Browns game: $80.00

Authentic Steelers Jersey: $95.00
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A little boy went to the doctor's office and was just a little bit nervous, because he had to ge...

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