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A Tallahassee area mortician had a new apprentice who was learning the
embalming ropes. He...

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen
old balls one day ...

College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name:...

Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom

From the NCAA Tournament:

"Basketball is a game of ...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to...

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be...

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started ...

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dent...

I picked up Jose Canseco?s new book about steroids and it?s amazing.

When I bough...

Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts

Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all m...

Supplemental Rules for Bowling

If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the...

The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site

9. IOC members seem uncon...

One day Jim complained to his friend, "My elbow really
hurts, I guess I should see a docto...

Tickets to a Steelers/Browns game: $80.00

Authentic Steelers Jersey: $95.00
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What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!

Which footb...

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the lo...

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire!

Which England player...

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment! <...

Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we're tied!

Why are football playe...

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to ...

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak ...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...