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Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?

A. A guy will actuall...

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car ...

I picked up Jose Canseco?s new book about steroids and it?s amazing.

When I bough...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

Why did the goal post get angry?
Because the bar was rattled!

What is the bank manage...

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream ! Gee I did not know that they had started winter ...

A guy took his girlfriend to her first Steelers game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the g...

Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to...

What did the bumble bee striker say?
Hive scored!

What is black and white and black a...

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
So that they can pack the defence!
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|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the n...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he seesanother blonde rowing with oars...

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees

another blonde...

A blonde buys a new sports car and decides to take it out and see what it can do. So she is fly...

Q: How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who p...

Tickets to a Steelers/Browns game: $80.00

Authentic Steelers Jersey: $95.00
...

A little boy went to the doctor's office and was just a little bit nervous, because he had to ge...

Ladies...read and heed!SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay...

Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses....

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy...

Do something...

Ladies...read and heed!



SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hou...

Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet"...

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dent...

A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast ...

What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat...

|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be pla...

POST GAME DISCUSSION

Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to t...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eve...

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?
It ...

What's the definition of a perfect woman?



a) Three feet tall with a rou...

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar.

The Englishman says, "...

10:00 Wake Up

10:02 Oral Sex



10:10 Big Breakfast

Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis,...

Here's a chance for you men to find out how compassionate and sensitive you are to women. Do so...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left ...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But...

Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:



If your husband is exhibit...

Ok, I'm going to get a lot of hate mail for this one...What's the definition of the perfect woman?Sh...

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the lin...

For all you guys out therewho just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one...

Yogi Berra Quotes

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to you...

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

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"You got to ...

Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom

From the NCAA Tournament:

"Basketball is a game of ...

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and...

Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth ...

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.

So she called the doctor ...

A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.

So she called the doctor...