Sports Jokes

When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?When he's hanging by his teeth....

When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I ...

Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They're only good for one period and have no second string....

Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means n...

Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet"...

Q. Why couldn't the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got her finger caught in a ...