sports

Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!

How did the ba...

Three Englishmen were touring the countryside in a convertible sports car. The engine was noisy,...

According to a local sports columnist (The Argus' Deon Viljoen), Zambiantennis player Lighton Nd...

Paraphrased from Dennis Miller's performance at Vanderbilt Wednesday night:

German...

Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian ...

"I'l...

St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be...

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his ...

While out Sports Fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but ...

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie...

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant
me three wishes?"

A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie...

Because everywhere you sat, you sat behind a Pole....

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed....

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man....

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you....

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?...

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really ...

"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back...

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty....

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?
He was the skipper!

How do ...

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks!

Which footb...

Where do religious school children practice sports? In the prayground!...

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !...

Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happ...

LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of juice at the farthest point from the clubhouse....

Have you heard of the new Mexican sports car?


- Its got four on the floor an...

What tea do footballers drink?
Penaltea!

Where do footballers dance?
At a football...

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same "sleeve" tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds...

LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire...

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market?
They tend to ...

What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!

How did the footbal pi...

A Bar Mitzvah is defined as the day when a Jewish boy comes to the realization that he is more l...

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a ...

Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling....

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month....

Who won the race between two balls of string?
They we're tied!

Why are football playe...

Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans d...

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usual...

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak ...

Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.

Your mother has been involved in a fis...

You might be a redneck if...
Your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high s...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to wo...

Ausssies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look ou...

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!...

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium!

When fish play football, wh...

I've never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore t...

Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.
It's an appointment! <...

|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...

HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are lookin...