Sports Jokes

At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into the basketball t...

A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how th...

A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle. When it came down, however,...

A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel,and were standing in the lobby discussing thei...

A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit the ball right into a field of buttercups. ...

A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him."I've been stung...

A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regu...

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your...

At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company. Unfortunately, wh...

Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the lin...

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless....

Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV ...

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy: "...

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladiesare hitting from the ladies te...

How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the ...

A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint P...

Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire. A lady is ...

One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked ...

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit acro...

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He fig...

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the thir...

Weight ControlHere's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...

What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying ...

What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King....

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs....