Sport Jokes

|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court ...

|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our n...

|What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as t...

|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Wh...

|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you ...

|What lights up a football stadium?A football match! If you have a referee in football, what do you ...

|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts! What's...

|Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can't jump! Why do grassh...

|Yogi Berra Quotes"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.""Baseba...

|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former lead...

|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game...

|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's drivi...

|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit yo...

|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excell...

|Snowboarding Lessons When you're 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that say...

|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the cours...

|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. Wh...

|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips...

|Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be o...

|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the hori...

|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to ...

|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994 In case an...

|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, Januar...

|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on ...

|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usuall...