Sport Jokes

  • Adopt an NBA player

    rating0 Sport Jokes 81 hits

    |THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners loom...

  • |A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfer...

  • An extremely loyal fan

    rating0 Sport Jokes 80 hits

    |There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spott...

  • Baseball in Heaven?

    rating0 Sport Jokes 91 hits

    |Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives,...

  • Big Ron

    rating0 Sport Jokes 73 hits

    |Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he...

  • Black belt degrees

    rating0 Sport Jokes 74 hits

    |Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this rank any experi...

  • British Rail

    rating0 Sport Jokes 103 hits

    |British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of ...

  • Charlton are good enough

    rating0 Sport Jokes 76 hits

    |The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance an...

  • Collymore change a lightbulb

    rating0 Sport Jokes 84 hits

    |Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air, and the world revolves aro...

  • Cowboy jokes

    rating0 Sport Jokes 72 hits

    |The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial tur...

  • Destroy an opponent

    rating0 Sport Jokes 75 hits

    |The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents... Get tired every softball s...

  • Digger Phelps quotes

    rating0 Sport Jokes 69 hits

    |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We hav...

  • Do at a bowling alley

    rating0 Sport Jokes 87 hits

    |Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behav...

  • Golfing with an older man

    rating0 Sport Jokes 85 hits

    |A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He f...

  • Harry Redknapp

    rating0 Sport Jokes 84 hits

    |Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid holiday to Florid...

  • He is new to baseball

    rating0 Sport Jokes 95 hits

    |Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to at...

  • Heaven playing sports

    rating0 Sport Jokes 70 hits

    |St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be pla...

  • I did all of that?

    rating0 Sport Jokes 70 hits

    |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to ...

  • I want to buy a golf ball

    rating0 Sport Jokes 91 hits

    |A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she...

  • Is he a good dentist?

    rating0 Sport Jokes 76 hits

    |A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of denture...

  • Murphy's nartial laws

    rating0 Sport Jokes 82 hits

    |Murphy's Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts...

  • New rules for bowling

    rating0 Sport Jokes 95 hits

    |Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to...

  • Normal car is better

    rating0 Sport Jokes 74 hits

    |Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of mil...

  • Olympic city bribery

    rating0 Sport Jokes 90 hits

    |The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over...

  • Play as James Bond

    rating0 Sport Jokes 73 hits

    |Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball."I was the James Bon...


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