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One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...

The FUCK word!



Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words i...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...

This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management
personnel to various situ...

GUYS: FIGURED OUT BY NAME



Aarons are dependable and talented.

A...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...

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Chaplain's thought

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...

Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...

Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed or beaten by his fellow...

"Who Wants to Marry a Software Engineer?" is Silicon Valley's newest game show.

I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ...

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partyg...

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow pa...

Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colo...

Psychologists havediscovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great ins...

Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills
uncounted thousands of p...

ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMP...

ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:

You'll be making under $7 an hour.



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PASSENGER
A herding creature of widely varying intellect, usually found in pairs or small gro...

To: All university hospital nursing staff.

From: Administration/Groundskeeping
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MEMO TO: All Hospital Staff

FROM: Administration/Groundskeeper

SUBJECT: New ...

MEMO TO: All Hospital Staff

FROM: Administration/Groundskeeper

SUBJECT: New ...

(This article was taken from the December 1995 issue of "Self" magazine, written by Stephanie Do...

Recently, the Society For Evil Overlords has noticed a regrettable
decline in the availabi...

CAT v.6.1b: Completely Autonomous Tester, Manufactured by MOMCAT

User In...

The following food
and situations have no calories to speak of ...

Avoid all esoteric jewellery over ten pounds in weight - it attracts unwelcome attention from mu...

Well it's been over 20 years since Consumer's Reports reviewed girlfriends
(...

This has been forwarded so many times, I can no longer tell who deserves credit
for compi...

We've seen fart categorizations before, but this one is a bit diff.


THE ANTI...

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