situations

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...

Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn't want his princess to be an ol...

Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his j...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?Why isn't phonetic s...

Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...

It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through ...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at h...

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...

While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive ...

A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat down, he knocked the spoon off t...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive ?

An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for d...

A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder dis...

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was dec...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts...

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts...

The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ...

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the ch...

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pend...

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He sw...

A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen...

Dear Santa,

I understand that one of my colleagues has petitioned you for changes in ...

A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight from LA to NY. The Progr...

Ten most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some matching replies.

The FUCK word!Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the Englishlanguage is the w...

A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has finally saved up enough m...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...

The FUCK word!



Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words i...

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...

This test has been designed to evaluate reactions of management
personnel to various situ...

GUYS: FIGURED OUT BY NAME



Aarons are dependable and talented.

A...

During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was ...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the...

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h...

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word...

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Chaplain's thought

Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...

Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments Contes...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...

Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed or beaten by his fellow...

"Who Wants to Marry a Software Engineer?" is Silicon Valley's newest game show.

I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittan...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ...

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ...

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partyg...

Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow pa...