Situations Jokes

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt off his back and ha...

The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn't batan eye when the customer purchased an artific...

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their fam...

The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...

The Young Man's Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says ...

There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called "lady of the night". Shesays, "F...

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and hewas taking it for a cruise. H...

There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal ...

These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a...

This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...

This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At the front desk says to him:"Thank you f...

This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the ...

Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and th...

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it ...

Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I do...

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers ...

Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" The second guy says, "No." "A...

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...

Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and headed out. Five days later they ...

Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50...

Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman walked by. "Hey, Bill...

Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wonder...

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and ...

Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Min...