Situations Jokes

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy ask...

At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force One and Presiden...

Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked severa...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dea...

Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough* N...

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time. Stacey excuses herself ...

Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on t...

The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work, as well as the single ...

"Mom, I'm pregnant.""How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?""That I should take measures. ...

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a ...

The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get...

The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion...

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman...

The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old lady fixed h...

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. Sh...

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. "My mother-in-la...

The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...

The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a womanjust passing and said, "Pa...

The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant."Anything intere...

The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...

The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house before, and quickly dis...

The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, "Shouldn't be a problem. What kind of ...

Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies realized that she had forg...