Situations Jokes

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. W...

Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some...

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind ...

Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed.I...

Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed...

Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig. He stopp...

Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, "What's wrong?What's the emergency?""Oh, Mister Smith, ...

Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the h...

A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich an...

On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make her w...

On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the g...

One day a lady went to the doctor's office and told the doctorthat her husband wasn't interested in ...

One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I bettersee a doctor". His friend said "...

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the sa...

"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained. "It's too...

Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airpl...

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...

A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand asks where the pharmacy count...

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door. She opene...

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching...

A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment."Mrs Smith, do you think it...

Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi's and coke. Bar man serves her and ...

The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...

Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when Ralph hit his tee shot...